Tuesday, October 27, 2009




We the Rebeccas have a very firm belief system. God intended us to be together, so why do we have to spend time apart. As I know she constantly thinks of me as I do her, what is the purpose for me while I wait for her to finish her exam. I know I must work tonight, and making salads I can't imagine that I could do it for long without the idea of seeing her being a motivation to keep on. Which I imagine is the same pain Jesus went through being a part of the Holy Trinity and having to be separate from God and the Spirit while he suffered on Earth. My being away from her is like a crucifixion and I die and go to my own Heaven every time I see her.

God made us for each other, and we came out of the same mold. He took with his big hands a large piece of clay and pulled it apart and made us and put us in our mothers bodies. He gave us an amazing gift, not many if any, get the opportunity to spend their entire lives with the person they love.

People wonder if we are like, lesbian. If we share all of our time together, even sleep together, and love each other the way that we do they automatically assume that we have lesbo sex together. This, I think to myself, is very unrealistic. God did not intend for women, especially soul mate women, to try meaninglessly to copulate. What good would it do? Although if he had intended us to do so, we would make the most amazing baby ever. But besides the point, lesbians are sinners and I only want to make this extremely clear before going any further with our blog.

Seperation anxiety

(These rings are symbols of our undying allegiance to the Church of Rebecca-a private church you're excluded from.)


Rebecca here, just enjoying a cup of coffee on King street at Bruegger's Bagels. I haven't seen Rebecca since last night because I had to prepare for a mid term exam. The only thing I could think about during the exam was Rebecca.

The "Young Hegelians" were follwers of who? Rebecca

Two factors which Spengler argued in The Decline of the West would contribute to the downfall of the Western world were Rebecca's eyes and Rebecca's smile.

Of course I didn't really write those down as my answers, but I sure as hell was tempted to. Sometimes I question why I'm in college at all when the only important thing I'll ever need to know is that Rebecca and I belong together. She is the only key figure in this universe and lifetime I'm concerned with. In fact, our love and devotion to each other transcends this universe.
I'm jones'n here! I need to get my Rebecca fix soon or I'm going to spoon out my eyeballs. This afternoon we'll reconvene and be whole once again.

Oh, I forgot to mention that it's the two month anniversary of my marriage today.

Sunday, October 25, 2009


First off who the fuck do these bitches think they are? WE are the Rebeccas, always have been always will be, and these mother fuckers are stealing our shit! Who the hell uses such an amazing name as ours to create a blog that's only blog says "testing." Not to mention it was written in 2002.
www.rebeccas/blogspot.com

Then we decide to add in a "the" just to check, and we've got twelve year olds posting about how they go swimming and they refer to each other as Rebecca 1 and Rebecca 2. We don't consider each other integers or separate by any means.
www.therebeccas/blogspot.com

The way we met rocks so much more. Actually we don't recall meeting. Our moms were best friends who also had the same name, it's become a family tradition we keep saying. They planned their pregnancies at the same time and we have known each other since the day we were born. We're planning our pregnancies at the same time and we hope to come up with a just as amazing name as Rebecca for our children, who will enjoy the same name. We appreciate any suggestions.

Our grandmothers, who on our mothers side also have the same name, are of course planning to die at the same time. Rebecca and I have to consider this is a reality. The death of her would be the death of me considering that we exist together, we share the same space in the universe. The idea of individuality disgusts me so much that I wish to die at the the thought of being alone. If I don't have Rebecca in my life what is the purpose for existing if she does not?